Terms and Condition
Greetings, Plant Aficionados! Welcome to Scapes Environmental Design, Inc. – where we turn mundane lawns into verdant wonderlands. Before you embark on this thrilling journey of horticultural magnificence, please take a moment to revel in the joy of our Terms and Conditions. We promise, they're more delightful than a garden gnome doing the cha-cha.
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1. Services and Products:
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1.1. Scapes Environmental Design, Inc. is your one-stop-shop for turning your backyard into the talk of the tulips – providing services and products that even Mother Nature would envy.
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1.2. Availability is our middle name, but in case we're out of stock on rainbows and sunshine, we reserve the right to swap them for equally awesome alternatives without notice.
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2. Pricing and Payment:
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2.1. Our prices are as transparent as your neighbor's windows. However, they may change faster than a chameleon at a disco. Stay alert!
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2.2. Payment is due quicker than a rabbit on espresso – upon completion. We accept gold coins, unicorn tears, and good old-fashioned credit cards.
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3. Estimates and Quotes:
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3.1. Our estimates are like fortune cookies – open them up and discover the garden destiny that awaits you.
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3.2. Quotes are like compliments – they're valid for 30 days. After that, they might just turn into pumpkin spice latte recipes. Don't say we didn't warn you.
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4. Cancellations and Refunds:
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4.1. Cancellations must be submitted in the form of a Shakespearean sonnet. Bonus points for creativity!
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4.2. Refunds are rarer than a four-leaf clover but may appear under the right conditions. Think leprechauns and a pot of gold.
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5. Client Responsibilities:
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5.1. Clients must summon their inner wizards to procure any necessary permits. If Gandalf could handle Middle Earth, you've got this!
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5.2. Access to the property is crucial – even more crucial than coffee in the morning. Safety first, folks!
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6. Warranty and Maintenance:
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6.1. Our warranty is more solid than a concrete gnome. Just don't feed it after midnight.
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6.2. Clients are the proud owners of their landscapes post-project. It's like adopting a green, leafy child – minus the college tuition.
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7. Liability:
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7.1. We're not responsible for earthquakes, alien invasions, or zombie uprisings. But if your petunias revolt, we might consider it.
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7.2. Our liability is limited to the amount you paid us, and a lifetime supply of oxygen is priceless – just saying.
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8. Intellectual Property:
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8.1. Our creative masterpieces remain ours. You can't copy our genius – it's copyrighted.
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8.2. No commercial use of our intellectual property without our permission. We're like the Beyoncé of landscaping – irreplaceable.
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9. Governing Law:
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9.1. Our Terms and Conditions are governed by the laws of Montgomery County, Texas, where the grass is always greener, and where our home base is at.
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9.2. Any disputes will be settled over a friendly game of rock-paper-scissors with the winner choosing the garden's color scheme.
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10. Changes to Terms and Conditions:
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10.1. We might change things up. Check back regularly, or risk missing out on the most thrilling updates since the invention of the wheelbarrow.
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If you have questions, feel free to contact our resident jokester at Hello@GotScapes.com
Thank you for choosing Scapes Environmental Design, Inc. – where laughter is the best fertilizer!